December 23, 2011
Since I'm flying back to Iowa tomorrow, and then flying out of Chicago on the 27th, my parents and I decided to celebrate Christmas two day early. As with many of our Christmases, it was a quiet affair. We opened presents. Dad gave mom a strange present that was supposed to be a lobster, but it had more of the resemblance of a phallus, and I got a new set of clothes.
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It's a lobster.
Bear Grylls apparently wears the same brand of clothes, but they have a similar resemblance to the garments worn by Indiana Jones.
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| Have the exact same shirt. |
When I realized that I resembled Doctor Jones, I felt a sudden urge to watch "Temple of Doom" Upon further consideration, I realized that "Temple of Doom" probably was less than accurate representation of India, and my dreams of becoming Doctor Jones died. Besides the only role I could fill would be as Short Round. |
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